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"People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so you appreciate them when they are right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so
better things can fall together" --Marylin Monroe, Submitted by: [Santanna =)]

Just remember when life knocks you down on your knees, your in the perfect position to pray! [Moka Akashiya]

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[Santanna =)] People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so you apreciate them when they are right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together-Marylin Monroe

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[Santanna =)] No Emmet, I punched a werewolf in the face! - The famous twilight series

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[Santanna =)] I aint lookin' down but I see no one above me- Lil Wayne

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[Eccentrifuge] "That which does not kill us saves us as a snack for later." --Alex Marten

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[Eccentrifuge] "We find faults in others where we find ourselves flawed." --Alex Marten

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"So-called 'global warming' is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make American energy independent, clean our air and water, improve fuel efficiency of our vehicles, kick-start 21st-century industries, and make our cities safer and more livable. Don't let them get away with it!"--Chip Giller, Founder of Grist.org [xXxDarkRosexXx]

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"Yo, Dawg! I heard you like to drive, so I put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive!"--Internet pplz making fun of X-ibit [xXxDarkRosexXx]

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"I just lost the game"--you...because you just lost (for more info, if you don't already know, view the rules of the game in my house) [xXxDarkRosexXx]

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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away--and barefoot." - Sarah Jackson [UV-Reactive*]

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"We cannot change the wind but we can always adjust the sails!" -Dolly Parton- [Mental Terrorist]

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"When life gives you lemons...squirt the juice in your eyes" [Mental Terrorist] *basically, IT COULD BE WORSE

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someone once said "we are born to be happy so lets live to make others happy" [nicholas chavez]

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"Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever."
Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn. [NotHereAnymore3 93]

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[Chriss]
Why do we kill people
who kill people
to show people
that killing people
is wrong?
-Unknown

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[Frankis] "My Dad always said this, and I know you've heard it before, he'd say, 'Hey! Don't tell me when I've had too many beers, alright!? I'm a little bit wiser than you, I've been around the block a few times!' We're like, 'Yeah, Dad, That's because you were too drunk to find the house!'" -Dane Cook :)

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[Euphoria Factor] "We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth." -John F. Kennedy

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"i wanna be good! Life's just not letting me." Jess from Gilmore Girls. [NotHereAnymore3 93]

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"I am not laughing at you, just laughing near you" -me and other people [Aidan]

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"Edward Cullen has his own song! *sing* He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, he can hear what you are thinking and you cant kill him with stake." -me and others... [Aidan]

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[Frankis] "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -Moulin Rouge

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[Boomnesss] "You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair," said Anne reproachfully. "People who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is."
-Anne to Marilla in Anne of Green Gables

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[Product of a Primal Urge] "Kill one man, you're a murderer, kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a God." -Dracula/Drake, Blade Tinity

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[Product of a Primal Urge] "The life of a gold fish...tree...castle...tree...castle...oh look a tree!" -Shawnae and Kipcha

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"Life changes everyday, With it so must we!" [Morningstar Rising]

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[Boomnesss] "When a fellow has a home and a dear, little, red-haired wife in it what more need he ask of life?"
-Gilbert in Anne's House of Dreams

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[Boomnesss] "Nobody who has known a redhead can say that redheads are tame. Even shy redheads have a burning spark of adventure inside them. Opinionated, hotheaded, logical, loyal, friendly, reserved, whatever the redheads' personality, you can bet they'll have SCADS of it!"
-Review of The Redhead Encyclopedia

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[Product of a Primal Urge] "When life hands you lemons, make orange juice and leave them wondering how the hell you did it." -Anonymous

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[RainCloud] "You are such a waste of testosterone." -Reba (the TV show)

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[P.S: I love you] 'Silence is golden, but ductape is silver.' -unknown.

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[Looni Commanda]- It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it. - unknown

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[ShadowSong]- "You shall not pass!" from the Lord of the Rings

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"Noone dies a virgin, because life screws us all!"-[Orochimaru]

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"Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting" -Peter Pan [sam says rawr]

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Voting:

919) Which quote will pwn the rest?! (No administrator)

Number of voters: 23
a) "That which does not kill us saves us as a snack for later." -Alex Marten, Submitted by: [Eccentrifuge]
Number of votes: 1 (4%) Voters: [RainCloud]

b) "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away--and barefoot." - Sarah Jackson, Submitted by: [UV-Reactive*]
Number of votes: 4 (17%) Voters: [UV-Reactive*], [~*~Jessica Filth~*~], [Yanmaru88], [nah.]

c) "We cannot change the wind but we can always adjust the sails!" -Dolly Parton, Submitted by: [Mental Terrorist]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

d) "When life hands you lemons, make orange juice and leave them wondering how the hell you did it." -Anonymous, Submitted by: [Product of a Primal Urge]
Number of votes: 5 (22%) Voters: [MadHatress], [Product of a Primal Urge], [Cadet], [Zombiie Natiion], [DragonicTunes]

e) "People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so you apreciate them when they are right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together" -Marylin Monroe, Submitted by: [Santanna =)]
Number of votes: 8 (35%) Voters: [Santanna =)], [RedNckB], [tappp], [covenant], [BLOOD THIRSTY PSYCHO], [Chriss], [Tx.Skater420], [gothguy666]

f) "So-called 'global warming' is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make American energy independent, clean our air and water, improve fuel efficiency of our vehicles, kick-start 21st-century industries, and make our cities safer and more livable. Don't let them get away with it!"--Chip Giller, Founder of Grist.org, Submitted by: [xXxDarkRosexXx]
Number of votes: 1 (4%) Voters: [Eyes of the Reaper]

g) "We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth." -John F. Kennedy, Submitted by: [Euphoria Factor]
Number of votes: 1 (4%) Voters: [~Get a taste of religion_Lick a witch~]

h) "Life changes everyday, With it so must we!" Submitted by: [Morningstar Rising]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

i) "Silence is golden, but ductape is silver." -Unknown, Submitted by: [P.S: I love you]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

j) "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -Moulin Rouge, Submitted by: [Frankis]
Number of votes: 3 (13%) Voters: [Frankis], [ShadowSong], [Morningstar Rising]